jealously:

danbutt:

mermaidporn:

• Science has proven that: 
  
• Humans have auras
  
• Humans have organs that sense energy
  
• We inherit memories from our anscestors
  
• Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  
• Compassion extends life
  
• Love is more than just an emotion
  
• Billions of other universes exist 
  
• Meditation speeds healing
  

WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 RECEIPTS 👏

newwtt:

son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book* 

dunflower:

the problem with procrastination is that it’s so comforting. While also totally anxiety-inducing, the act of avoidance and doing nothing productive is so dangerously soothing 

doctopus:

me when my group member did none of the work

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman